What’s Good About It? The Pros:
- Wide variety of bottle sizes ranging from 4 oz. to 1 gallon
What’s Bad About It? The Cons:
- Too many similar product options lead to analysis paralysis
- Smell may be too much for some customers
If Adam’s Polishes is your masculine uncle who always gives you practical advice in life, Chemical Guys is the next-door neighbor’s kid who wears his baseball cap backward and dares you to perform a kickflip over a line of trash cans.
Seriously—their logo is a skull and crossbones, but made to look like the pistons of a car.
Beneath the hip and trendy exterior, however, are some really awesome products that any detailer would be proud to add to their collection. In fact, it may be the rebellious nature of Chemical Guys that allows them to push the boundaries of their formulas, and they’ve produced a rather impressive (if overly convoluted) series of recipes that we’ll examine in more detail.
The basics: One of Chemical Guys’ best-selling products is called Honeydew Snow Foam Extreme Suds Cleansing Wash Shampoo. It’s a mouthful, to be sure, but it also contains powerful soap surfactants that can emulsify grease and lift away all manner of dirt and grime. This is an especially useful item for your car, since washing is an activity that’s often done improperly, leading to various scratches and watermarks that could be easily avoided. Honeydew Snow Foam was specially formulated with these mistakes in mind, resulting in a much gentler and less damaging cleansing.
The interior of a vehicle is largely left ignored by most car detailers, who prefer to keep their attention on the exterior since this is the part that’s often exposed to public view. Chemical Guys realizes that the inside is just as important as the outside, so they developed their second best-selling item, Sprayable Leather Cleaner & Conditioner in One, which does exactly what it says: acts as an all-in-one cleaner containing vitamin E and aloe vera that restores the leather’s natural elements and prevents it from drying out. It’s non-greasy and easy to use with its spray nozzle, bringing out your seat’s texture and really giving it that finesse it deserves.
Finally, we would be remiss if we didn’t mention Chemical Guys’ impressive Jetseal Durable Sealant and Paint Protectant, which is a quick way for car owners to apply a layer of protection to their paneling. Those who don’t have enough time to do a full ceramic coating can use Jetseal to achieve a top coat that repels contaminants and contains hydrophobic elements. The best part is that it also results in a high-gloss shine, giving you all the necessary effects of a ceramic coating in a pinch.
The nitty-gritty: Unlike Adam’s polishes, which require much more preparation and meticulous care, Chemical Guys’ products are pretty straightforward and cater more to the casual car detailer. As long as the vehicle is washed and free from any surface contaminants, the products can be simply spread out onto a sponge or microfiber towel and buffed onto the surface. An average application time takes about 15 minutes.
Much of the appeal of Chemical Guys is the versatility and safety of their lineup. For example, the Jetseal Durable Sealant and Paint Protectant actually works on glass as well, which means you can wipe it over your windshield without causing any damage in the process. This is in stark contrast to many other detailers out there, who warn you to avoid using their items on anything other than their intended area.
Finally, Chemical Guys knows that many people have varying budgets, and to accommodate those who want to buy in bulk as well as those who’d rather try out a small sample first, they offer a wide variety of sizes ranging from 4 oz., 16 oz., 64 oz., to 1 gallon. This will definitely come in handy if you’re someone who needs price options prior to purchasing.
What’s lacking? A better question would be, what isn’t lacking? For example, Chemical Guys’ car soap and shampoo lineup has over 22 options alone! The labels also aren’t that helpful, many of which are frankly confusing. For example, what’s the difference between “Maxi Suds 2 High Foam Maintenance Shampoo and Gloss Booster” and “Mr. Pink Super Suds Superior Surface Cleanser Car Wash Shampoo”? It’s hard to tell, and good luck getting a straight answer from the description labels, which are filled with marketing buzzwords and filler content.
Another common complaint is that the intensity of the smell from some of the products might be a little too much for those with sensitive olfactory senses. In particular, their leather restorer and interior sprays should be used cautiously, since these will stick to the inside of the car and possibly ruin the entire riding experience if any of the passengers find the scent overpowering.